DAY 15-17: SEX-CRAZED MONKEYS, HOT SPRING FACEPLANTS & THE DEATH OF POLITENESS (ft. Shanghai Layover Madness)
There’s something beautifully deranged about ending your Japanese pilgrimage face-down in monkey crap. But let’s rewind. Final leg of the trip: Yamanouchi, home of the snow monkeys. These are not the polite, Zen-inspired creatures you’ve seen in travel brochures. These are the cast of Real Housewives: Primal Instincts. 200+ macaques living free, wild, and unapologetically…