Day 6: Earthquakes, fearmongering & halloumi salvation – A love letter from Crete
The day began the way all perfect Mediterranean holidays should: with the Earth violently convulsing beneath your bed like it’s trying to shake you out of your sins. At exactly 6:19 a.m., Mother Nature—in all her ancient Cretan fury—delivered a 6.1 magnitude wake-up call. No snooze button. No apologies. Just a solid reminder that you…